Funny Conversations

My kids say funny things sometimes

Hannah-We were driving and I was trying the best to answer Hannah's questions without blowing her off.  She kept asking me the same question and I was doing my best to rephrase my answer so she could understand.  Finally she whispered to me, "Just say 'because.'"

Rachel-  All the kids are pretty excited about my new smart phone.

Rachel:  Does your smart phone know my birthday?
Me:  Yes
Rachel:  How?
Me:  Because I told it.
Rachel:...Do you guys share secrets?