Moderation

Like every child, Rachel wants a lot of the yummy things, like candy. I've been trying to teach her moderation. I would tell her that we can't have too much of something because it isn't good for us and that we needed to use moderation. Rachel would tell me, "I don't like moderation," but now she is a model child for moderation. If I offer Rachel another candy after she's eaten one she'll tell me that she already had one and she wants to eat something healthy, like an orange.

Her pathetic mother is another story. While she eats her orange I steal 3 more Cadbury Mini Eggs. Oh the shame.